May 4th saw a jazz band entertaining a long queue in the Victoria Centre branch of Boots. I believe they were queuing for bottles of “Protect & Perfect”, the anti-wrinkle cream that actually works. The editorial team of QB shun such fripperies, relying on alternating treatments of goose grease and sandpaper to retain our ever youthful visages.
Thursday, 17 May 2007
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