Thursday, 17 May 2007

Staying Bootiful

May 4th saw a jazz band entertaining a long queue in the Victoria Centre branch of Boots. I believe they were queuing for bottles of “Protect & Perfect”, the anti-wrinkle cream that actually works. The editorial team of QB shun such fripperies, relying on alternating treatments of goose grease and sandpaper to retain our ever youthful visages.

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