Thursday 21 August 2008

Notes and queeries

Because of a visit to Europride in Stockholm, these notes and queeries have a Swedish flavour. The following is a list of questions which potential visitors have sent to the Stockholm Tourist Information Service:
  • Will I see the Northern Lights in Stockholm? Definitely! Just order a schnapps in every bar you can find.
  • I would love to visit a famous clock factory. In that case turn left when you get to Arlanda airport, head for Austria and ask directions for that little country beginning with “S”.
  • Is it true that all the girls are drop-dead gorgeous? No. Only 87%. The rest are just supermodels and movie stars.
  • Will I see any polar bears in Stockholm? Of course, the place is crawling with them. Just make sure that you carry a bag of chocolate biscuits as they love those.

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