Thursday, 21 August 2008

What's best about being gay

  • You understand the difference between 43 brands of imported vodka.
  • You only wear polyester when you mean to.
  • If your mattress could talk, it would be Joan Rivers.
  • You're fearless about fighting the elements, especially gravity.
  • You know that pigs and bears are not necessarily rural wildlife.
  • You've shaved something other than your face.
  • You have no doubts about the accuracy of the Kinsey Report.
  • After a workout at the gym, you feel like a new man. And he's right there in the shower.
  • Your love handles are actually used as such.
  • You know someone who definitely was in the emergency room with Richard Gere and the gerbil.

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