Saturday, 17 March 2007

Totally bananas

The President of Gambia has horrified scientists by announcing that he has developed a "miracle cure" for HIV/AIDS.

Hundreds of Gambians have lined up to be "cured" by President Yahya Jammeh, who treats his patients by rubbing a mysterious herbal paste into their ribcages and then instructing them to swallow a bitter yellow drink, followed by two bananas. Mr Jammeh says “AIDS sufferers will be cured within 3 to 30 days."

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