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Gay marriage should be legal, if only to raise the standard of dancing at receptions (Liz Langley)

I’m as pure as the driven slush (Tallulah Bankhead)

If God had intended us to be athletes, we would have been born with jockstraps (Sir Ian McKellen)

If homosexuality is a disease, let’s all call in queer to work: “Hello, can’t work today, still queer”. (Robin Tyler)

As Socrates said “The untelevised life is not worth living”. (Gore Vidal)

Never keep up with the Jones. Drag them down to your level, it’s cheaper (Quentin Crisp)

Homophobia is the irrational fear that 3 fags will break into your home and redecorate it against your will (Tom Ammiano)

I came out by saying “Mother, would you please pass the gravy to a homosexual?” She passed it to my father. A terrible scene followed. (Bob Smith)

It’s no wonder we know how to dress; we’ve spent centuries in closets (Isaac Mizrahi)