Wednesday 10 January 2007

Gay Marriage is wrong

Because ……

1) Being gay is not natural. Straight people always reject unnatural things like anaesthetics, polyester, jet flight and central heating.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people makes you tall.

3) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

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