Tuesday, 9 January 2007

Thought for the day

The following exposition of religious truths is by courtesy of the Amsterdam Lesbian and Gay Information Service.

Taoism xxxxxxxxxxShit happens

Buddhism xxxxxxxIf shit happens, it isn’t really shit

Hinduism xxxxxxxThis shit has all happened before

Islam xxxxxxxxxxxIf shit happens, it is Allah’s will

Catholicism xxxxxShit happens because you deserve it

Protestantism xxxLet shit happen to someone else

Judaism xxxxxxxxWhy does shit always happen to us?

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